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Cowboy in Heaven
A young cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates..
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered...
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen..
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
I then kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed. 'And when did all of this happen?' He asked.
The cowboy sheepishly looked down at his boots as he scuffed one across the cloud he stood on, then answered....
'Why just a couple of minutes ago...'
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