Top Ten Western Short Stories For December
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Western Short Story
was coming. Who'd be Santa Claus had suddenly gotten sticky.
There had to be forty or so kids living in the town, all of them in squashed-in rooms in a dozen buildings, the pigeons on the roof often mingling with the kids at tall hide-'n'-seek, romances in dark budding, now and then some contraband or stolen goods getting exposed, two or three gymnasts every generation that managed and used the roof tops for exercises, dares, escapes of one sort or another. Merton Place, from various points of view, was a western city in itself.
And Christmas was coming. It was around the corner.
And Tony Andrelli and Studs Noffclip had been here longest of the tenants and enjoyed liberties that others had not attained. Tony collected the rents for the owner who was never seen in town, and Studs was responsible for light maintenance ... for that's all there was outside of the self-taught, self-fixers in this inner population for whatever goods or trade could get them. The favors for such work extended in all directions, north, south, east, west and up and down ... the up and down usually was a mutual sharing of tenderness and decent excitement under good cover or locked doors.
And Christmas was coming.
The two hirelings received free rent for their labors, each task differing by varying degrees depending on natural damages (like lightning, rust, leaky roofs, lay-offs, ... the general store where credit was tempted, hampered, shunned, punished), intentional complexities forcing or demanding Studs Noffclip' intervention with a night visit, tenant characteristics like smoldering anger and jealousy of a father whose weekly pay on his own job often did not cover the full rent or only a heavy portion of it, an abrazingly slow, teasing handover of rent accompanied by unsaid promises from an older daughter of a young widow, for Death and Banishment, both being kind of an exile, hung in the late shadows as though they had also rented space on Merton Place.
Tony was a good-looking forty-year old widower of a dozen years who viewed Merton Place as a kind of heaven, swearing he'd never leave there. Studs Noffclip was fifty if a day, had a better sense of humor than Tony, could be lied to by adults and kids alike because none of the lies were allowed to mean anything to him or his relations with people. He swaggered home late on Saturday evenings now and then when he'd "leave the territory" so his footprints, fingerprints, bloodline and owed favors had no traceability. He could carpenter an unlevel door, fix a leak as if he'd said "See Studs in reverse," repair a break with the best of them and could wallpaper a room or a hallway (at one level) in one day ... for hire. He was called Mr. Fix-It by the ladies of the town.
His face was "Healthy-square," as one tenant fixed it, "like one of the heroes in the wall-drawn comics. You know, he'll be there when you need him, 'no doubt about it, no bout adout it.' He'd stick his finger in a grinder to save your kid or mine. He's not as good looking as Tony, but he's warmer, his curls are still in place on the back of his neck and sexy where his T-shirt shows him off, and if he ever lets go of that smile of his he'd own more places than the landlord. But it's got to be reserved for someone special and it looks like she ain't here yet."
That view found agreement all over Merton Place, from the ladies, daughters, boys whose rigs and saddles needed fixing and helpless fathers who looked at odd jobss like they'd look upon a thick, leather-bound book of Western Civilization.
To a woman they called Tony "Lover-Boy," some of them directly in person, and with or without smiles or any serious leaning to their intent ... as so read by the general population of Merton Place ... with curiosity. Tony, on the other hand from Studs' stand, was suspicious of every story told him by renters, by their daughters and sons if substituted at due day. He felt they impacted his standing in the community, made him a lesser man than was his fellow worker.
"Being lied to cheapens both sides of a story." Tony's heaven should not be rocked by such insults, as they twisted his view of mankind. All duties and directions should be easy and comfortable; a "yes," "no," or "I sure will as soon as I'm done with this one," did the trick
On rent day they called him, "Grouchy, a sour man without glasses or mustache."
Mrs. Heckles (her real name FYI) yelled out her window to Tony Andrelli, caught down below as a light snow whipped between her building and the next one, 12 feet apart, where the widow Dunne lived on the low level with her brood of kids, all six with her blood, from ages four to 15, and her husband dead for six of those years, rental funds now in return for good graces, Mrs. Heckles might advise. She knew that Marcy Dunne would hear every word and actively join the conversation, as Tony Andrelli particularly favored one of the Dunne boys.
"Hey, Tony, if you want a hot coffee, c'mon over. Christmas is comin' and I'm markin' the way. If you don't like my brand of coffee on a cold day just before Christmas is comin', I'm sure Marcy across the way has another kind you'll probably like."
The window was wide open and a few flakes and a slight breeze came in as company, only making her shiver a little bit so long as she could deliver her message. "Hey, what the heck," she continued, "Christmas is comin'," remembering one time she had thrown a bit of light garbage out the window into the tight alley and Tony saw her do it and never told Studs Noffclip. It would mean something to Studs but not to Tony. "People did such things," he'd probably muttered to himself, and then lied about it or evaded it entirely. You had to take three steps to their one to keep ahead of them, lies covering more ground than one can imagine, even on a snowy, cold day and Christmas on the horizon.
Marcy Dunne's window snapped open and she leaned out into the soft snow. "Tony," she yelled in a voice softened from usual, "I heard you were going to be Santa Claus this year for the little kids. I'm glad to hear that. You'll make a great Santa Claus for them and for us too, us old but not too old folks. Bring me a present when you get a chance." She didn't wait for an answer, didn't look at Deborah Heckles, and shut the window with loud punctuation.
The snow continued in the alley, the sky getting grayer and grayer, the flakes smaller and smaller. Old timers knew the difference.
Tony said to Studs, window to window of their separate buildings, "Some one of them's elected me as Santa Claus this year, and I hate that stuff. They'll try to fill me with a bunch of lies and bologna about the rent and I hate that stuff. I really hate it. They lie with their back teeth floating on their tongues like the Devil's rotating the liar's tiller by hand. You have to do me a favor, Studs. You got to be Santa Claus. I can't handle that stuff. It drives me crazy. They lie like tomorrow's never coming down the home stretch."
"Think they'd get mad? Any of them?" Studs spoke seemingly just above a whisper as if night was bringing guests, or he didn't want the topic to transfer to all the tenants. The evening, though, came descending in spasms of shades caused by the snow and a sudden brisk breeze, and night was in the spasms flickering with the snow and the town window’s lights and a fireplace’s red and yellow leaking a yellow glow clawing its way between houses, from where they burned nightly in the tight curves of Merton Place, oftentimes the signal to "the way home."
Studs realized, for the first time, as he leaned at the window, that he was bigger and stouter than Tony, especially around the gut, and would make a better looking Santa Claus than Tony. Whoever played the part would never measure up to Jackson, who had a gift for it, who didn't have to pick up a red and white outfit once a year to improve himself. Jackson was different than all of them ... him, Tony, the landlord, the tenants. He wondered if the red and white suit had transformed him from what he might have been.
It all made him think heavily.
Studs was looking out his back window at the rest of the twon, now shrouded by the thin whitish-grayish curtain of snow, so light it promised a heavy and constant fall. They were in for a good one.. A swift thought slammed into him ... an army buddy swallowed by an avalanche on a trip high in far western mountains, the only time they had ever climbed that high, he and his old comrades. They hunted two days and never found him, never went back, that band of comrades, never together again.
"All the ladies are counting on you, Tony, so that means their kids. That's the way it stands. Too bad old Jackson had to pass on. He was a great Santa for a dozen years. I thought he'd never leave us, the kids really loved him, even the ones that have grown up and pass Christmas like it doesn't count anymore. That Junkins kid's a perfect example. Never learned a thing from Christmas, never gave anything to anybody except heartache to his folks and ten straight facing him in jail for one stupid mistake."
"You believe that, Studs, that it was a mistake? Kid's been a liar his whole life. I saw it way back. He even stole from Jackson one time, nothing big, but stole a package."
The falling snow drew Studs out of the past and he wondered what Tony really thought about when things happened to kids, like Spud Jenkins. Tony had told him, on the sly, that he had seen Junkins steal a package from Jackson's door. "Took it like it was his own. Stuffed it in his shirt like he used to load up on candy at the general store."
"You tell Jackson? You never told Arthur any of that stuff."
Somehow, with all past histories of the "known felons in our midst," as Tony whispered, chanted, dispensed as a guarded aside even when they were away from their own cul-de-sac, Studs didn't have to imagine what Tony was thinking, or in this case, cross over to the next building to find out.
He looked at Tony as Tony studied the snow, determining that he too saw the snow as small pieces of a blanket that would cover everything in sight. Eventually, it would hide all surfaces, all projections, all outlines, under its cape, coat, canvas, coverlet, whatever they'd call it. For starters, the finest snow falling for hours was able to hide monuments, the four presidents of the mountainous park, the highest peaks of the Rockies, the Alps, the Himalayas, the Pyrenees, all the mountains he'd try to forget himself, that even Jackson had tried to forget in his imaginative cruises through Hell... as well as all the lies and feeble excuses ever told. Perpetration, at least, buried for a season.
Was Christmas any different there, in those other places we never been ?
The split in the two-way conversation and attendant thoughts came with a sudden and strident female voice from outsidde. "Tony, if you were thinking of wearing Jackson's Santa Claus suit, you're not getting the chance. Myrtle just told me it went out with the trash one day. She says she doesn't know who tossed it, but it's gone, been gone since just after the funeral, July not having much call for Santa Claus get-ups."
There was a pause. "You better hurry down to the general store to try to get another one. He's going to close down pretty soon. If you don't get it there, you'll have to go to Cotton City in this weather to get one."
Tony, Studs knew, hadn't been in Overton's General Store since the great argument over ten years ago. He wouldn't go now. And he'd never get to Cotton City in this snow, the wind now whirling, the breeze gone to a wind, the spasms now crossed over from sorry palpitations to aches and pains and pure anguish for anyone on the trail ... and Christmas Eve not holding back for anybody or anything, even old Jolly Nick with a grouch on rough as sandpaper. That's what the successor-by-demand for Santa Claus had looked like since he had assented to motherly demands. "Motherly" meaning one mother in particular and no name crossing Studs' lips.
"I can't do it, Studs. I know I promised, but I can't do it. No Overton's either. Never that."
Tony was looking at Studs as if a favor was due, not eye-to-eye, but keeping his head lowered like one lion in a cage of two, his brows just touching the soulful pupils to be seen where they sat in the fluid of sympathy's request.
Studs was measuring his silent neighbor, the speed of the wind now accompanied by screams, screeches, howls coming off building corners, edges of roofs where ice tended to build up in the old days. Studs didn't look at his wrist watch or the wall clock behind him. He studied more of the lights out beyond them. Saw a dozen more distant lights in a matter of seconds dim, twinkle, sputter, die out. Sideways in a hurry came the snow, banks of it, clouds of it, billowing white, blinding. Travel was out for the night; it was Overton's or no Santa Claus for the kids, and for the herd of mothers.
Studs got to Overton's just as the lock clicked in the door, Harry on his way home. He opened the door for Studs, greeted him like an old friend. "What brings you down here, Studs?"
"I need a Santa Claus suit. Jackson's was thrown out by accident."
"I got just what you need, yes sir, just what you need. Perfect fit. Tried it on another fellow just yesterday and he thought he was swimming in the Red Sea. Imagine that." His smile was as wide as a canyon..
"Don't I have to try it on?"
"No worries, Studs, a perfect fit, I swear. Like that jacket I saved for you. A perfect fit, and at a reduced price." He looked closely at his watch. "Melva will shoot me if I'm late. She worries about my riding since that last accident, her sanity, she says."
His hands were wrung as if he were squeezing pain from them. "Look," he said quickly, as he checked the time again, "one dollars for the holiday, two dollars for keeps. No buy around like this one." He sent one of his special Overton looks; it said all he could amass (Melva waiting, the snow relentless, the traffic forbidden, past favors all lined up in a row.)
"I'll take it for the $2.00," Studs said triumphantly, just the way Overton liked it, he was sure.
Tony's light swung twice and Studs opened his window. "You get it?" Tony said.
"Yup, I got it. Christmas Eve tomorrow and we're all set."
"You're a real pal, Studs," Tony said and brought his window down with a quick slam. Snow, the light fluffy kind, flew off the window sill, and running drops of melted snow showed on the window as it hit the sill. Studs couldn't see Tony turn away from the window, but he knew he did, as usual when he was through window talking.
Christmas Eve rolled in on top of a day's shoveling, shovels at work all parts of the day, the alleys cleared, horses all barned, kids throwing snowballs, Studs in a relentless attempt to get into the Santa Claus suit that was generations too small for him. No part of it was sufficient for him.
Time pushed its way forward.
The younger kids were down in the snow, dancing in the curve of the road, in the great act of waiting on Santa Claus, the secret pile of gifts locked in Sadie Quinn's closet, the key in Studs' pocket.
Studs Noffclip figured it was time; it didn't come as retribution, but as a piece of reality that had been bent out of shape, that needed fixing.
He swung the light, his signal to Tony.
Tony's light replied and he pushed up his window and leaned out. "What is it, Studs? You ready?"
Studs let it go. "It doesn't fit me, Tony. I can't get one piece on. Not one arm or one leg. It's too damned small. It's your size. It's a special fit for you."
Tony had never said it before, not this way. "You're lying to me, Studs. That's your problem. You promised." It looked as if he was going to slam his window down on top of Christmas Eve. That would be the end of it all, he was certain. Everything they had ever done, alone or together, as a team, or as agents for the landlord.
But there was left-handed support in the matter for Studs as he thought about settling with Overton, but more so, saving Christmas Eve for the toddlers, the kids, the ones hanging on the edge of Santa Claus, their fingers in the final grip, mothers with their fingers crossed for one more year of innocent smiles, acute acceptance.
Mild, sometimes passive, always pleasant, well-liked though he was getting stouter than ever, "He'll never be as lean as Lover-Boy," Studs Noffclip leaned way out the window and yelled, "Marcy Dunne, will you come up here to see me. It's pretty important." His voice shot down into the alley like a bomb had exploded.
A single light swung an arc in Tony Andrelli's place; he was wearing his old black jacket, soon it would be a red jacket, of that Studs was sure ... he knew Tony as well as anybody ever would, both sides of him, the outer and the inner. The only thing he'd worry about would be the Santa Claus smile, the "Merry Christmas" salutations, how Tony might handle his own biggest lies.
Time and snow tide would tell.