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Cowboy Humor


THE RANDALL TWINS

Just off the afternoon stage one of the passengers went into the local saloon to clear the dust out of his throat. He was sitting at the bar when a cowboy stumbles in and staggers up to another cowboy sitting at the bar a couple of stools down and starts up a conversation.

They both looked as if they had been drinkin’ some and the passenger couldn’t help overhearing what was said.

“Can I buy you a drink?” asks the first cowboy.

“Why of course” comes the reply.

“Where are you from?” asks the first cowboy.

“I’m from Texas,” replies the second.

The first cowboy responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Texas too! Lets have another round to celebrate Texas.”

“Of course,” replies the second one.

The first cowboy then asks: “Where in Texas are you from?”

“San Antonio,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first cowboy. “I’m from San Antonio too! Lets have another drink to celebrate San Antonio.”

“Of course,” replies the second one.


“What brand do you ride for?” asks the first cowboy.
“The Double T,” replies the second one. “Been with em for 10 years.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first cowboy says. “I ride for the Double T and I’ve been with em for 10 years too!”

About this time the passenger says to the bartender, “Why it’s just amazing that those two cowboys have so much in common but how is it they can ride for the same outfit for 10 years and not know each other.” “Oh don’t mind them,” replies the bartender, “They’re just drunk, those are the Randall twins, they own the Double T.”


 
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