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THE BIG BANG
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren,
25 great-great grandchildren...
and a 15 foot hole in the ground where the crematorium used to be.
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